02/01/2017

I was fake crying telling Roxanne she didn’t love me because she was trying to exorcise demons from my room (she’s been binge watching Supernatural, so blame it on that…plus my light was flickering in my bedroom). And to console me she reached over and grabbed my wrist and my phone proceeded to go off with the most cheerful ding ever. It was exactly on the moment too, not missing a beat, just, Roxanne grabs my wrist and boom, ding from my phone.

Best real-life movie moment ever.

Side note: I am noticing a trend in Roxanne always being involved in these moments…

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01/20/2017

Quick explanation. So I have a math assessment to do for IB right now and I chose to study the times tables in ways I don’t feel like explaining. This meant I was testing my classmates privately and timing them.
My close friend Roxanne was doing the test. Roxanne’s first language is french and she uses a technique in french while doing the times tables. That meant she was mumbling numbers under her breath in french while trying to go as fast as possible at the same time. Now that’s funny enough. Either way, I know french so I was slightly following along, noting the technique and how it works. Then suddenly in the most vicious and angry voice “Motherfucker!”

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And because it’s a test I have to be quiet while timing her. So now I’m sitting there trying not to laugh and just ended up laughing my ass off for a good five minutes once she was finished.

I don’t know if I explained it well, but peoples, just picture it in your head. This petite adorable Roxanne sitting in front of me mumbling in french then suddenly, BOOM. Motherfucker. And she just continues. Mumbles in french again.